December 2011
40 posts
Some bitch: Your favorite band sucks.
*15 minutes later*
Cop: So, she fell down the stairs..?
I wish I was alive during the generation of when...
clearly-misunderst0od:
But I still do all this
I am not a “hot” girl. I will probably never turn...
Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Me: Ok, mom
5 minutes later…
Me: ……….. Where’s my mom?
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Reblog this if you are insecure, think you're fat...
I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had...
They say cutting is stupid? But I'll tell you...
"But I see you with him slow dancing taring me...
tooyoungforstyles:
I’m the kind of girl who is quiet in large groups...
Reblog if you think Gay is okay.
nobetterwaytosayhello:
I really want to go to Bamboozle for the whole weekend and get a hotel in Jersey but sigh parents
I live in Jersey. I have connections to go to Bamboozle and have people with me. It only takes 10-30 mins to get to it depending on traffic. My parents still won’t let me go
me: hey mom i got an A in this exam
mom: ok i don't care
me: i got a C but so did everyone else beca-
mom: I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE GOT YOU DON'T STUDY OR PUT ANY EFFORT IN YOU ARE STUPID AND I'M SICK OF TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU AWFUL DEMON CHILD
If your definition of rude is being quiet, then fuck I guess I’m a total...
– Stephen Gomez (via thebrianset)
Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
And the band members we like can go straight to our beds.
Yeahh this is my JAM ;)
rishiee:
Normal People: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT! EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME ;)
Me: Babyyyy you set me offff !! you- you set me onn FIREEEEEEEEEE!!!! LIKE NOBODY ELSE DOES!!!!!!!! ;)
WHAT IF I WENT TO HOGWARTS?
rainbowrose: